"Are we there yet?" the Elder Mormon asked Zeus. and Zeus said to the Elder who was going to America "It is right over the largest river in the world that once streamed to Avalon and from here unto Ireland where the giants built a bridge across the water way. "Are we there yet?" "Not yet." said Zeus the Giant Slayer. and then The Father stretched his leg over the river and into America. "This is where you good people are going to live. among the Elder people of this world." the Elder found a place on the other side of the Mississippi, "It was called that name because after crossing the big river it only was as young as the eye can see but it was so small that when it took a drink from the great lakes it would miss a sip or two from the Mississippi, and to drink straight from the Mississippi it would produce the finest snake oil from the delta. and to see everyone run to and from, where it treaded all day long and all night. and while getting ready to go on another journey that one Morning going to Utah. their new promise land. the Prophet Joseph Smith said unto the Elders "Let us go young Elders. when the Elders heard that they replied at one single time." Are we the yet?"
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